1st RULE OF MELALANDIA: You do not talk about Melalandia.
2nd RULE OF MELALANDIA: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT MELALANDIA!
3rd RULE OF MELALANDIA: Do the fuck whatever you want, you're absolutely free, and no one will complain about it.
4th RULE OF MELALANDIA: SJW's will be offered as humans sacrifices.
5th RULE OF MELALANDIA: The use of the word NIGGER is MANDATORY!
6th RULE OF MELALANDIA: Appologizing is for pussies.
7th RULE OF MELALANDIA: There are no women on Melalandia, just fatass bastards asking for nudes. (That also means, there is only ONE GENDER in Melalandia).
8th RULE OF MELALANDIA: If this is you're first time on Melalandia, you have to fuck out the Admins.
9th RULE OF MELALANDIA: The only way you can be banned is if you disclose personal information about yourself or another user of the instance.
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